how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever
You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.
my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment
i did it. i did it and i hate myself.
Let’s play a game.
Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.
you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never
SOOOO May12324 was curious as to how Teen Isaac looked under his shirt and I was happy to oblige- this was super heavily influenced by Gutter’s interpretation of how being Stormageddon’s (or whatever) medium would affect Isaac later on in his teen life so THANKS YO i totally accept your headcanon as canon
oh its transparent, too, btw
Good Guy Burglar
no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.
The kids cry out to be relieved, for their parents and their parents parents to remember when school was done in school.
When reading ahead was appreciated, but not at all required.
When two identical education plans had equal opportunity.
When being well educated allowed them a job with out the fear of losing it to someone in the generation before theirs.
|—||Christopher Kaye (via christopherkaye)|
this is the music video for “Happy” without any background music and it might be the best thing i’ve ever seen
oh my god that’s beautiful