Land of Rubies and Doom

ven0moth:

if you hear plastic crinkling in the bathroom stall, no it’s not a tampon it’s just that I’m eating an entire sleeve of Oreos and I don’t want 20 people to see

religiousmomther:

brititch:

he was a skater boy

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she said see ya later boy

somedaysigetitright:

kingofbastille:

The amount of questions Bastille asks in thier songs really stresses me out

are you gonna age with grace? do you like the person you’ve become? can you fill the silence? how am i gonna be an optimist? how am i gonna get myself home?

like idk dan you figure it out

mistresswhile:

The best thing I ever bought was a banana costume for my dog. Hands down. It shames her so I put it on when we expect new people to come to our house and it keeps her from being crazy. She just stands there.

mistresswhile:

The best thing I ever bought was a banana costume for my dog. Hands down. It shames her so I put it on when we expect new people to come to our house and it keeps her from being crazy. She just stands there.

thefatcorgionyx:

sukish:

jesseboogie:

Worlds largest mozzarella stick!

stick it up my ass

that is not the intended use sir

thefatcorgionyx:

sukish:

jesseboogie:

Worlds largest mozzarella stick!

stick it up my ass

that is not the intended use sir

buttsec:

do u ever just look at your hand

hassanlovestoystory:

Seamus, Ssohpkc - The Creatures

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officialunitedstates:

current mood: 41,000 bees

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth