if you hear plastic crinkling in the bathroom stall, no it’s not a tampon it’s just that I’m eating an entire sleeve of Oreos and I don’t want 20 people to see
The amount of questions Bastille asks in thier songs really stresses me out
are you gonna age with grace? do you like the person you’ve become? can you fill the silence? how am i gonna be an optimist? how am i gonna get myself home?
like idk dan you figure it out
The best thing I ever bought was a banana costume for my dog. Hands down. It shames her so I put it on when we expect new people to come to our house and it keeps her from being crazy. She just stands there.
Worlds largest mozzarella stick!
stick it up my ass
that is not the intended use sir
do u ever just look at your hand
current mood: 41,000 bees