Land of Rubies and Doom

kaylainthetardis:

amoracomplex:

dirtrider333:

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever

You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.

*mic-drop*

dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

celestialsketch:

SOOOO May12324 was curious as to how Teen Isaac looked under his shirt and I was happy to oblige- this was super heavily influenced by Gutter’s interpretation of how being Stormageddon’s (or whatever) medium would affect Isaac later on in his teen life so THANKS YO i totally accept your headcanon as canon
oh its transparent, too, btw

celestialsketch:

SOOOO May12324 was curious as to how Teen Isaac looked under his shirt and I was happy to oblige- this was super heavily influenced by Gutter’s interpretation of how being Stormageddon’s (or whatever) medium would affect Isaac later on in his teen life so THANKS YO i totally accept your headcanon as canon

oh its transparent, too, btw

gaaaaaaasp:

shotagamzee:

skykoi:

Yer a wizard, Eri

favourite picture of all time

omg

gaaaaaaasp:

shotagamzee:

skykoi:

Yer a wizard, Eri

favourite picture of all time

omg

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.

Schools don’t realize that they are no longer schools.
The kids cry out to be relieved, for their parents and their parents parents to remember when school was done in school.
When reading ahead was appreciated, but not at all required.
When two identical education plans had equal opportunity.
When being well educated allowed them a job with out the fear of losing it to someone in the generation before theirs.
 Christopher Kaye (via christopherkaye)

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

notxam:

this is the music video for “Happy” without any background music and it might be the best thing i’ve ever seen

oh my god that’s beautiful

belieiveinsomething:

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

Made me think differently about abortion

belieiveinsomething:

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

Made me think differently about abortion